Yeah, no falling off the balcony this time, but he bolted out the open door when we took Pepper on her walk. He ran into the thicket and I swear to god I blazed a trail from one end of it to the other.
Injury report --
Anna: foot injury, because there isn't already enough wrong with her feet.
Me: Ass bruised from falling on it, numerous small scratches, lots of stickers stuck to my clothes, minor cut next to my left eye that hurts like a motherfucker.
Next time, he's staying out.